Today, churches have different ways or methods on how to spread God’s words, even to the extent of setting up amusing church signs. Though some deemed it funny just the same, church authorities have conveyed their message. Here are some of those really amusing church signs and how I view each one of them.
OK, just give me some more minutes to take my bath and I’ll go attend the Sunday service.
I believe that, Google can’t answer what our Choir would sing!
Thank God, majority of the members this congregation are cheerful givers.
Yes, some passages scare the hell out of me.
This answers the publicans question.
Thank God, I don’t like party as well as Bar-B-Que..
I guess I should stop smoking right now. Good advice.
Remember, put God first in everything you do.
Got that, God bless the meek and the humble ones.
Very true, no need of high-tech and top-of-the-line gadgets to have communications with God.
For those who are having troubled-life, go enter this place and I guarantee you’ll have a different perspective of life after 2 hours!
That is the best weather forecast of all time. An eternity of sunny days!
The Ten Commandments in review. Got to attend this class.
It reminds us that we should do what is right the moment we faced it.
A little bit tricky, but I know heaven is where the saved live.
Just but logical, if you are not God’s children then your father is the Devil.
A very good remedy for those encountering sleepless nights.
This will make giant telecommunication firms change their marketing approach. A new competitor is in town.
I don't want to be barbecued, yeah, maybe one hadn't googled hard, lol... this is awesome...
ReplyDeleteWonder why churches in Pinas don't have this, wonder too what signage would the priests would put on the board?
I like your comments about "Lets meet at my house sunday before the game."
ReplyDeleteThese are cool church signs. Not only business companies can make good signs. These are even better and catchy.
ReplyDeleteThese signs are sure to catch the attention of many and will encourage them to think more deeply of their relationship with God.
ReplyDeleteThese are some hints of humor lol. BBQ, I wouldn't want to be that, I want to eat BBQ though lol.
ReplyDeleteI am seeing this too at churches around town and as you read while passing by, it does make you ponder on each church's signage.
ReplyDeleteThose are eye catching words and I love the Walmart words there.hehhehe
ReplyDeleteFunny church signs but let's face it, they do deliver the message. :)
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These are so nice! Getting the message in a funny way.
ReplyDeletehahaha, LOL about the barbq, thanks God I do not party like hell, hahah!!! these are funny, funny but sharp messages.
ReplyDelete"You may party in hell, but you are a barbeque." This sign is so unique! Ngayon lang ako nakakita ng mga ganitong signs. :D
ReplyDelete"prayer, the best wireless connection," -love that one most! and gee the reminder that we could be barbequed in hell scares me too :) sigh...thanks for this entertaining yet conscience touching post...I am guilty of not going to church regularly....yet do keep the faith and try my best to follow his path but yes indeed, joining others in prayer and helping others will give us tickets to heaven...God bless your day....:)
ReplyDeleteIt's so amusing how the churches would try to catch a person's attention. It's one manifestation how humans have entirely set aside his relationship with God. There are those who doesn't really care thus the need to pique interest via these eye-catching signages.
ReplyDeleteLOL. These signs are just too funny! Funny but has a deep meaning it though.
ReplyDeleteeye catching signs...i wonder what are the reactions of church-goers where those signs were up. :) sorry for the late visit, i can only do blog hop at this time of the day/night! :) thanks!
ReplyDeleteAre these church signs for real? But I think the last one is actually TRUE. "PRAYER is the best wireless connection." It defies speed and definitely free of charge.
ReplyDeleteI wish we had a lot of those here in the Philippines. But that's just me. I would love to see those kinds of signs. It's an effective wake-up call for those who's gone astray.. or at the brink of it.
ReplyDeleteHaha, this made me laugh (really), I mean that's a bunch of funny church signs you won't see here in the Philippines. Hope to see something like this in the near future,anyways,it's indeed a great post! Really funny :)
ReplyDeleteThough some were funny but it's kinda true! Eye catchy words indeed!
ReplyDeletePrayer - the best wireless connection. I love this line so much I will remember it and tell it to my Christian friends in our Sunday service. :) I think it's so true kasi.
ReplyDeleteI like the one that says not everything can be answered by google as it's true. There are time that we need to believe in his will and where it would lead us.
ReplyDeleteThese signs are funny but it can hit you hard with reality. I guess those people who read this must follow the signs religiously! :D
ReplyDeleteHahaha I laughed at the Google part. These signs are funny but they have deeper meaning too and can sometimes hit you hard. I know it did on me hehehe XD
ReplyDeleteChanging times need changing tactics. I love these witty signs, particularly the one about dying at 10:30.
ReplyDeletet'was a nice compilation of Church's Signs, but the last part is the Best for me qouting "Prayer The Best Wireless Connection"
ReplyDeleteThese signs are indeed catching and very powerful. My favorite sign "Prayer The best wireless connection".
ReplyDeletehahaha. its funny but it does make a lot of sense. :)
ReplyDeletei guess reading the bible makes each individual scared! haha i've been there done that! i've been reading bible before and was really devoted but everthing change in our life haha Oh! well.
ReplyDeleteWow these are very eye-catching signs! I never thought they will use those signs for church. It's effective I guess.
ReplyDelete"You may party in hell but you will be the barbecue." - This one is quite funny but nevertheless frightens me so much! Need to get closer to God more.
ReplyDeleteFunny, very funny, but it feels like some hard object hit my head and my heart while reading these funny messages. It's ironic that behind the comedy, there is truth.
ReplyDeleteWhat had me the most is "What part of Thou Shall Not dont you understand?" hehe
ReplyDeleteHaha. Love the signs. The wireless one is ,y favorite.
ReplyDeleteLove all of them. Can be funny but they're meaningful.
ReplyDeleteWe need to see some of those signs here and take down all those signs glorifying the works/accomplishments of the politicians.
ReplyDeleteIndeed humorous quotes/signs on the church's signboard, they quite true glad they know how to humor to get people's attention.
ReplyDeleteI love how churches resort to amusing and funny means to encourage people to visit and reform. I think it's a more effective way of attracting churchgoers.
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