Wifey: There’s something wrong with that sign?
Hubby: No need to panic dear, I’m a leftie, so I’m not easily rattled by this tricky sign.
Wifey: Careful dear and be sure to shift to a lower gear, unexpected road ahead.
Hubby: Keep cool love, its but normal for drivers to “expect the unexpected.”
Wifey: Is he waiving his hands?
Hubby: Nope! He’s just telling you to shut up.
Wifey: The spelling is wrong…
Hubby: That’s the result of limited education budget.
Wifey: Oh my Gosh! I don’t want to die yet.
Hubby: Don’t you worry dear, there’s a hospital, a church and a cemetery right after we crossed the sign.
Wifey: Poor town, nobody bothered to give it a name.
Hubby: That’s great, we have discovered a land and will call it Bonie and Clyde town.
Wifey: Are we in Antartica?
Hubby: No wonder dear that you get a “C” grade in Biology.
Wifey: Go straight ahead!
Hubby: Sure, but I’ll drop you by at the intersection, so you can take the left road and have the time to visit your friends.
Wifey! I can’t see no parkway.
Hubby: Look at the sky. it’s a bird, its a plane, no its a parkway.
Wifey: What’s the sign indicates?
Hubby: there’s an amusement park ahead and they’re promoting the “roller coaster” ride.
Wifey: I thought, we only have to fasten our seatbelt, now they’re ordering us to wear helmets.
Hubby: Oh dear, we’re lost, this is not the way to Alabama, Its the Tour de France!
Wifey: The sign says, No left and right turn, you mean to say we have to drive straight ahead and ramped that green house.
Hubby: Shut up dear, no problem, today is Saturday.
Wifey: Which way would we take?
Hubby: I guess it would be thrilling, if we take the slippery road.
Wifey: I told you to take the Inter-state highway. Now we’re in for a big headache.
Hubby: Don’t you worry dear, I saw no police officer so we can take whichever way we like
Wifey: Oh! that was a cute road sign.
Hubby: It would be nicer, if the old lady is the one guiding the old man.
Wifey: See, the authorities are really concern with the pedestrian and motorists safety. This where our taxes go.
Hubby: Are they not digging for gold?
Wifey: That’s a noble way to seek a lost dog.
Hubby: I agree, dog is man’s best friend.
Wifey: Another of those mispelled words.
Hubby: No dear, you got it wrong, the arrow is pointing the right way.
Wifey: Is it okay dear, if we chip-in ten dollars for the foods.
Hubby: Just be sure to get a receipt!
Hahaha! This is so funny!
ReplyDeleteMake left lol, the sign is right if you are not facing the it.
ReplyDeleteDie ahead, katakot naman yan Kuya lol.
DeleteAm not sure if my comment went through but as I was saying "Die Ahead" is a scary sign lol.
DeleteLol! Really funny and i love the last one the most.
ReplyDeleteFunny signs! I'm surprised no one checks their spelling these days. :)
ReplyDeletewehehehehehehehe, your posts always give me my daily dose of smiles and laughter...make this my most recent favorite papaleng thoughts! :)
ReplyDeletePay us what you think our food is. Tama!!!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha I love checking the photos! Nakakatuwa naman yung conversations ni wifey and hubby!
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Indeed strange and funny signs! Good thing I don't drive LOL
ReplyDelete"No Name" I'd be worried about that town lol.
ReplyDeletehaha, can't stop from bursting into laughter here, really fun and interesting weird signs :) and enjoying the conversation too :)
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA ang lakas ng tawa ko sa unexpected road! Yes, there are really a lot of signs na nakakatawa na nakakainis. :D
ReplyDeleteFUNNY!!! made my morning Papaleng!
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Natawa ako sa first pic at sa Die Ahead sign. It would be a fun road trip to see those signs along the way! :D
ReplyDeleteSo many funny warning signs on the road. We just really need to be careful or we'll end up dead because we're laughing so hard. :)
ReplyDeleteFunny signs indeed! I laughed particularly sa penguins sign :D
ReplyDeleteOh. LOL! This sure is hilarious! :D
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