Me and my wife
An old couple sitting near a wishing well,
Both have trouble hearing well
The woman said, “throw a stone and make a wish,”
But the man replied, “I see no fish.”
In awe, the old lady said, “You really want a kiss?”
Then immediately gave his partner a big smack
Holding hands, the couple stroll along the park
While reminiscing some cherished bliss.
Suddenly the woman walks in a rush
With a soft voice she said, “Darling look at the flowers “
And the man jovially answers, “Yes sweetheart, we’re still lovers”
Kiss his wife and said, “that’s why I love you so much.”




